Let Me Translate, Part Deux

One of my favorite things about watching the girls grow up is seeing how language goes in their minds and comes back out.  Allow me to translate:

Abigail

Round of a Clause: Round of Applause

Tawana: Chiwawa
Taco Club: Taco Bell
Thoughting: Thinking
Lip Loss: Lip gloss

Presidential Mishaps

Habraham Lincoln: Honest Abe
Thrankan Rosabell: FDR
Tomer Jeffernson: The guy on the nickel

♫♪♫♪Lyrical Fopas♫♪♫♪

"Take me out to the bowling....": Played during the 7th inning stretch

"Oh Sally, you always know....": From her favorite 80's tune, Steve Perry's Oh, Sherrie

Lauren

Refessor: Professor
R-Sternaut: Astronaut

Eraser: Electric Razor

Bookeye: Buckeye
Kitar: Guitar
Caboost: Caboose

Unside My Pants: Turn my pants right side out

Bodily Harm

Flat Poop: Diarrhea

Nail Pits: Armpits
Hairy Heinie: Do I really need to explain this one?!

State of Confusion

Thanks to her well-meaning father, Lauren has been brushing up on her state flags.  She knows the flags of all of the states we have lived in, and has taken liberties with a few of the others.

The Cabin Flag....

President Obama Flag....

The Moon Flag....

The Stars of America Flag....

The Clinton Flag....

Minnesota State Flag....



{Lauren's favorite because "I like the ice cream and stuff."}