Today's Random Quotes

by Lauren

"Bye. I will have fun on the playground again."

{We hadn't even left the house yet for school this morning.}

"These jeans are going to be perfect for my beautiful little butt."

{So much so that she opted shorts.}

"I look great. I look just like a Betty."

{Who is Betty?}

"Mommy, I told you I'm losing some teeth."

{Okay, no she didn't.}

"Why did you lost your voice? Where did your voice went? I will find it for you. Here it is; I will sweep it into your mouth. Now you can talk not like that now."

{Obviously losing my voice annoys her.}

"Leave me alone. Go somewhere else. I'm going to look for my Q-change."
{She's mad, and on a hunt for her key chain.}

"Mommy, can I tell you this? When I get a new car then I am going to be happy. And that is going to be fun."

{She is not giving up on that red car she saw at the BX.}