The Worst Toys of Christmas

If you know my kids chances are pretty good you know what toys they have. If you really know my kids, you know what they like. So instead of composing a wish list this year, I put together a list of the worst toys to give kids this Christmas. I'll throw out the disclaimer now.... this list is in no way meant to offend anyone's economic, sexual, professional, or genetic orientation. It's simply a list of 'what were they thinking?' items. The toys themselves are entertaining, but in many cases the write-ups on the links are priceless.

No. 12 Sugar Daddy Ken Doll http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/palm_beach_sugar_daddy_ken_now.php

No. 11 The Face Bank
http://www.strapya-world.com/categories/2331_3173.html

No. 10 Dr. Drill 'N Fill Play-Doh Set
http://www.drtoy.com/2000_b/hasbro_playdoh_2000b.htm

No. 9 Garden Zombie
http://laughingsquid.com/zombie-garden-sculpture-by-alan-dickinson/

No. 8 Yodelling Lederhosen
http://www.hoppinglederhosen.com/

No. 7 Blippy in the Box
http://www.systemwars.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35794

No. 6 Squirrel Underpants
http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/

No. 5 Breast Feeding Baby Dolls http://www.thingamababy.com/baby/2009/07/babyglutton.html

No. 4 Giant Mutant Cockroach
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Giant-Mutant-Cockroach.html

No. 3 Japanese Toilet
http://www.cartoonleap.com/2009/07/30/i-want-that-japanese-toilet/

No. 2 Shave the Baby Doll
http://v11.www.urlesque.com/2009/01/27/omg-shave-the-baby/

And the No. 1 item on my item on 2009's worst toy list:

Hermaphrodite Dolls
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/03/12/chinese-hermaphrodite-dolls/