Saturday, October 23, 2010

Conversations With Lauren

Lauren was on a roll yesterday.  The crazy comments just rolled off her tongue....


Mom: Where did you get your cute personality?
Lauren: From the maid.

Lauren: Is my tiny heiny broken?
Mom: No. Why?
Lauren: Because it has a hole in it.

Lauren: (Pointing to her belly) You know what comed in my belly?
Mom: What?
Lauren: It's called a vaccine, beautiful girl.

Lauren: (Pointing to her mouth) You know what come in my breezing?  When it comes out?
Mom: What?
Lauren: It's called a belly button. A cute belly button.

Lauren: How did God make Rocket?
Mom: How do you think He made Rocket?
Lauren: He took the blanket. He double knot it. Then he took a blanket and he made ROCKET!

Lauren: I like this house, it's really pretty. I like to live in this house. And I like myself.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Flashback Friday

Today, for the first day ever, both of my girls are at school and I am home alone.  Abby's been sick, so knowing Geoff could not take off work today they arranged coverage for me at school to stay home with Abby, since this week she's been home vomiting, rebounding, then vomiting again.  As luck would have it, she's made it past the 24 hour mark without blowing chunks.  That leaves me at home in a house of quiet.

This Friday I'm flashing back to the last time I can truly remember quiet being my normal.  We were in Boston.


November, 2004



{A Very Pregnant Me at the Public Garden
and the Make Way for Duckling Statues}



{Abby's Room.... Just Waiting for Baby}


Now, I'm off to make use of this quiet time and get my chores done!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Thank You Thursday

Ahhh, so much to be thankful for this Thursday....

1. I'm thankful for having such a great job. I change poopy diapers. I wipe snot-dripped noses. I assist someone else. Yet everyday I am happy to go to work. If only every school could be run the way this little "family" is, oh what a great country this would be.

2. I'm thankful for 23 and a half hours of a barf-free house.  Woohoo! I'll be even more thankful if Abby makes it through the night without an episode. We'll see.

3. I'm thankful my Red Sox t-shirt has held up for this long.  But my pre-2004 World Series Championship threads has only a limited number of washes left in it. Let's just say I won't answer the door with it on, but I'll probably continue to wear it until Geoff secretly throws it out. Good thing he doesn't read these posts!

4. I'm thankful for a well-tuned McDonald's Sweet Tea artist.  Yes, I'm sure they are out there. Tonight I was mixed a highly diluted drink. Two Thumbs Down!  Lucky for me I was headed toward another establishment that sent me on my way with a smile. But let's be real, there is an art to the right combination of freshly brewed tea and ice.  I like it cold.  I just want to be happy with my $1 Mickey D's tea.

5. I'm thankful for simple moments that offer opportunities to get to know the people around me.  I always learn something about myself, too.

Now, off to watch Grey's. I'm thankful for that, too!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

{Between the Pages}

Thanks to idle time at the gym while the girls are doing gymnastics, some built-in down time in the afternoon, and lack of quality TV viewing I've been racking up mileage between the pages of books.  And thanks to the book club I am now in, I'm reading books I may not have otherwise chosen.

These are the books I have read within the last year.



David Walsh, PhD is on the faculty at the University of Minnesota and is one of the world's leading authorities on children, teens, parenting, family life, and the impact of technology on children's health and development.

I learned about this book from my girlfriend, Stephanie, and was intrigued with the tactics, explanations and examples he uses in his down-to-earth approach to the benefits of raising children using "No".

I recommend this book to:
All parents!  Especially parents of young children, and even to people preparing for parenthood.



In her memoir, Governor Palin starts from the very beginning of her life in Idaho and takes the readers through her growth as a person, a politician, and goes in depth into her run as the vice presidential nominee in the 2008 election.

What struck me most about this book was just how simple and ordinary Sarah Palin was.  What makes her extraordinary is her work ethic and convictions, instilled in her by her upbringing.

I recommend this book to:
Anyone interested in Sarah Palin, and her ground-breaking rise to fame in American politics.



Diana Joseph teaches creative writing at Minnesota State University, Mankato.  I have grown to greatly appreciate creative writing styles, and fell in love with Diana Joseph's unique approach to her memoir.

Diana tells her story by telling the reader about the men in her life.  She is funny, witty, honest, and down-to-earth.  She's inspired me to think about my writing in fresh ways, and look at my life through the eyes of those I surround myself with.  I love a book that stirs up self-reflection!

I recommend this book to:
Anyone looking for a light read, a good laugh, and an honest and simple human story.  Thanks, Shawn for sending it my way!



Lance Armstrong's book takes readers from his humble childhood to a Tour de France champion.  What makes his story intriguing is the hurdles he overcame to get there and how testicular cancer shaped his life up to the point that his memoir concludes.

I have to admit, I'm not a fan of Lance Armstrong personally.  This book was the first book club selection, and I found myself creating an understanding of who is was, why he was the way he was, and what it was that made him a champion cyclist.  Sally Jenkins is an impressive writer, and as a result I enjoyed each turn of the page; even all of the talk about cycling.

I recommend this book to:
Anyone who is interested in Lance Armstrong, a great human story, or looking to find inspiration.  Great pick, Heidi.  I really enjoyed this book!



Book club selection No. two.

I didn't know how much I would appreciate reading this one.  After all, I'm not from Ohio, and my knowledge of Ohio is excessively limited.  But I dove in.  And again, really enjoyed it!

This book is the first in a series of Haunted Ohio books Chris Woodyard has written.  I speculate that since Chris is a native of the Dayton area, the stories she collected for this book center primarily on this area.... Perfect!

As much as this is a story of "hauntings" I found it to be more a book of spiritual connection.  I have quite limited experience with anything of the sort, but found it captivating nonetheless.
It turns out that Chris Woodyard is not just from the Dayton area, but she took her daughter to the very preschool I take mine to and currently work at.  Icing on the cake of irony!

I recommend this book to:
Anyone interested in Ohio, Ohio history, ghost stories, or a combination of the three.


Book club selection No. three.  My pick.
A seamless transition from Haunted Ohio, Bonnie McEneaney, wife of Eamon McEneaney who perished in the World Trade Center attacks on September 11, 2001 writes a collection of stories told by family members and friends that were left behind on that day.
For me, this was a new look at the story of 9/11. I'm very drawn to the events that surround that fateful day.  This is one that edges out the tragedy with the hope, faith and love that was left behind.
As someone who has not lost a close loved one, I have no idea what the pain is like.  I have no idea how I will deal with that pain when the time arrives.  I found this book to be a comforting depiction of handling the loss of loved ones.

I recommend this book to:
Anyone interested in September 11, 2001.  Anyone who is interested in communication with the deceased.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Ten on Tuesday

1. Abby brought home Sweet Tarts today. I loved Sweet Tarts when I was a kid. I wonder if Abby is as fond of them.

2. There are too many exposed butt cracks. I mean, really.  The breeze can't be pleasant.  I would never put pants on my girls that flaunt their little buns and the space that divides them. Maybe parents don't think about it. Maybe they don't care. I'm thinking of inventing a butt scarf.  After all, people bought into the Snuggie.

3. The Pumpkin Caramel Glacier I had a Ritter's was good. But it left me feeling frumpy. Ice cream does that to me lately. If only I could remember that before I eat the creamy treat.

4. I love a toddler's ability to pick their nose in front of their peers (and yes, eat it too) or wear adult socks with their jammies to school and not care one bit. Don't get me wrong, I'm not promoting a booger feast, but whatever makes them uniquely their own person, uninhibited, I love it!

5. I've perfected the art of breathing strictly through my mouth during dirty diaper changes. It is a skill I did not use with my own children. Somehow consuming the fumes gave me reassurance of their healthy state. I am still not going anywhere near my nephew's dirty diapers, sorry Aubrey.

6. Abby loves to learn. She would sit at the little table all day and do school work. Yay!

7. It surprises me that my Lauren is a model student. I've never seen her disagreeable at gymnastics, and she gets nothing but praise from her preschool teacher. Most of the time she is sweet for me, too. But boy does that kid have a sour side!

8. Lauren has a new laugh.  I'm not sure who she got it from, but it is funny.  She laughs just to try it out. Love that girl!

9. Geoff and I still giggle about the time the Eagan police showed up at our cousin Party Ball party for "Reports of bad singing". Obviously the neighbors didn't appreciate my lyrical disco method of calling Twister.  It is still undetermined if there is a warrent out for my arrest from that cold December night.  Next time I get caught singing in Eagan, I guess I'll find out. Hahaha.  Although I'm guessing it may have expired.

10. Another vice: Each Saturday morning I wake up early just to listen to the American Top 40 Rewind from the 80s. It's like an addiction I cannot control. I have discovered that American Top 40 just may have been the inspiration for my love of useless information. I have such fond memories of riding my banana seat bike (complete with a basket on the front) up and down the driveway while listening to the countdown on my AM/FM Smurf Walkman. In the present day I listen to it on my Boombox from college or my Turntable stereo in the basement.  And yes, I sing. The Fairborn police have yet to show up at my door!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Autumn in Ohio

Yesterday we consumed the best time of year in Ohio.

The girls and I took a trip to
The Pumpkin Barn in the afternoon....


{Pumpkin Tree}



{The Pointer Sisters.... Jump!}



{Jack-o-Sisters}



{My Little Pumpkins}



{Stacked}



{The Short Straw}


That night Geoff and I headed out for date night.  After dinner and a trip to Caribou, we trekked down to Middletown, Ohio for a haunted house experience like no other at The Land of Illusion: http://www.thelandofillusion.com/.

Five haunted attractions, a bonfire enclosed by a fence that burns pallets instead of logs, a DJ, a Breakdance-off, funnel cakes, and a real life headless horseman.  I highly recommend it to anyone in the Dayton, Cincinnati, and even Columbus area!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

How Do You Believe Woody?

Lauren drew a picture, as only Lauren could, then dictated a one-of-a-kind story to go with it.  The title is also her own.  Clearly we have some work to do in the story telling department.  Nonetheless, Lauren loves to tell a good tale; this one inspired by the recent purchase of her Halloween costume.  She's going as Woody.


Once upon a time there was Woody and Buzz.  Then there's all, and Woody got trapped inside here and he couldn't get out right here.  So he went all the way right here, to there, to there, to here.  Then Woody went all the way to get dressed up.  He went all the way to here.  That's it.

The End.

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I'm a teacher by trade, writer at heart & mom in every sense of my being. I never considered writing as a profession, but after I got married and began moving around the country, I began sharing my adventures, misadventures & updates through a sort of e-mail newsletter. I found a true passion in unconventional story-telling that has followed me into motherhood.